• Stunt Doubles for the Mini Me in Austin Powers Dos: El Spia Me Cogia*
• Proof of extraterrestrial intelligence (wait a tick…)
  Fat Bastards
• Mini-Amazonians
• Terrible First Results of Aseem's Mindstorm Robotics Research Project
• Nick Denitto's Poor Attempt to Copy Zach's CodeX01 Project

*thank Harry Phillips for the translation

Daniel's mom's camera was stolen by an individual that goes under the alias of Ol' D.B. Watch out for this suspected thief.

Due to the neverending compassion, understanding, and caring man known as Joshua Carol, yes Carol, Yon, every student in CSC101 has received an A, however, Josh will not be attending college. What kind of people are you?? In his honor, I placed a sketch of a few hours of his life. This was taken down by some mongrel, who probably gets help from him. As a result of this tragedy, this has been placed on TFJ so everyone can honor this great man. Don't let PHICO become PHAJYICO (man that's hard to say)

Khalil is a pimp!

Marcus is not. (No offense man)

To whoever cleans the Third Floor, a beatdown is being planned as you read this Lee Ramsey!!

Saswat recently received a shipment of meat-rolls, I'm in the progress of eating my stolen batch. Get yours while you can.

Thanks a to a good suggestion by yours truly, Transfinite Joy has purchased the latest edition of Hooked on Phonics for the Security Guards, they will be appearing on the "worked for me" commercials later on this semester.

Well we have a lot of Indians here don't we? Give me a superlative for each Indian. Lets not be mean here people……even for Saswat's**

**Okay send in mean ones about Saswat for my own personal entertainment.

Who is the slackest person in the entire school???

What is the worst meal at Coker??

What is the nastiest experience you've had at Aramark??***
***Anyone who knows about the Bevin Hearn mash potato incident, please don't remind me and the rest of you don't ask me about it.

Possible interviews with Eric Smith and/or the Security Guards. More questions, news and updates. Give me feedback people!

As always send responses, questions, suggestions, comments, and hate mail to aansari714@hotmail.com.